I've lived with one for 27 years - it starts before he gets out of bed and continues throughout the day....I read once that fart means 'a small explosion between the legs' - WHAT A JOKE! ...I can tell you, it's a hell of a long way from small - they echo around the toilet pan and throughout the place, they are rarely short and often far from sweet...
He blames food - but I've said that NOT every food stuff causes that reaction
~ I eat (constantly) and I don't fart all the time - very rarely actually ~
ME ;0)
