Ourside Temp: 10c--sunny but windy - again--
I REALLY want one of these - but Dave says 'NO' - I'm still working on him though and he is at least talking about it now :0)
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Here's a little joke about a karate scottie dog:~
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime so the couple decided to get a guard dog.
The wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."
And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."
The wife didn't believe him so she said to the dog, “Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then she said to the dog, "Karate that table." And the dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog.
And when she told her husband that it knew karate he looked at it and said.
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"Karate my ass!"
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ME ;0)
