...Thought For Today...

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...THOUGHT FOR TODAY...

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Never take life seriously

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Nobody gets out alive anyway

...What's That Smell...?

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Outside Temp: 17c
--fairly bright & still dry--

Another really busy day at work today but at least the phone didn't ring quite so much so I had a chance to 'catch up' on what I'd left from yesterdays load :)

And I just couldn't believe it when the clock said 3 o'clock

-- home time --

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...they have a couple of dogs where I work - a guard dog (Buster the Alsatian) that's kept behind fencing during the day & a Staffordshire mix called Bruce.. I think they're quite ugly to be honest..but in his defence he's a friendly chap and comes into the office at odd times & sits at my feet looking up at me for attention...which I'm quite happy to give...but he does have a bit of a 'wind' problem & the more excited he gets the more he farts....

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Needless to say every now & then there's a shout that goes up from someone saying

'Bruce, have you farted again - Get Out'

& up he gets and walks out of the office with his head down & his tail between his legs

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I'd forgotten what fun it could be - working again!!

ME ;)

...STOP! That's Too Much Information...

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Outside Temp: 16c
--not so bright today - but still dry--

MY! I've had another really busy day at work - the phone just doesn't stop ringing....great for business but boy it does my head in, I can tell you...

I get off the phone & start dealing with the customers query and bang ~ off it goes again & again & again

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And can someone tell me what it is with old people & them wanting to tell you their life story?.....I mean do I really want to know about how their partners left them for someone younger & even worse about the state of their feet

-- yep! someone this morning spent at least 15 minutes (time I just didn't have to spare!) telling me about her bunions & hard skin --

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I ask you - That's Just Too Much Information, Isn't It??

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ME ;)

...I Love Champagne...

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Outside Temp: 22c

--GOSH! another great day--

'Waiter - There's a Fly in My Champagne'

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

• The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass
• The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass
• The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne
• The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all
• The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne
• The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese
• The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass
• The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish
• The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation
• The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'

HEHE!

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...Oh! Mr Johnson...

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Outside Temp: 20c

--lovely & sunny (again!)--

this is the fourth day in a row that we've woke up to sunshine & it's stayed with us all day

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As I'm now a 'working girl' - here's an office joke for you

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary.

She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.

When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barrack door is open."

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He decided to have some fun with his secretary.

He asked, "By the way did you notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary replied,

"Why no sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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ME ;0)