Monday, 25 April 2011

...Very Clever...

outside temp:  18c
bright & breezy



CLICK ON THE PICTURE


Friday, 22 April 2011

...I'm So Excited...

outside temp:  21c
sunny & warm

Just booked the overnight hotel for our youngest, Tom & Danielle's wedding in August and OH MY I'm getting so excited, I can hardly wait for the celebations as I know it's gonna be just awesome to see him getting married to his childhood sweetheart, Danielle

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It'll be a grand celebration
- a grand celebration indeed -

Sunday, 17 April 2011

...Now, That Must Have Hurt...




Ever bitten your finger while eating??

OUCH!  That Must Have Hurt

outside temp:  19c
lovely & sunny

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

...Classified Ads...

outside temp:  10c
feels SoO much colder!


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:




FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!



FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED..

Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.
 
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Monday, 11 April 2011

...This Is So Strange..

outside temp:  12c
brrh - cooling off



Did you know that the word
race car
spelled backward still spells
race car?

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see, I'm just full of useful information :D

Sunday, 10 April 2011

...The Effects Of Alcohol...

outside temp:  20c
glorious sunshine  --  AGAIN  --





Friday, 8 April 2011

...10 Things I’ve Learnt About Living In The Countryside...

outside temp:  17c
WOW! almost feels like summer

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10 Things I’ve Learnt About Living In The Countryside



1 Pig & Chicken farms smell


2 Bird song is glorious but doesn’t always seem so at dawn!


3 Carrots straight out of the cottage garden are delicious


4 Tractors are MUCH bigger than the ones seen in Postman Pat


5 Life really is gentler & slower


6 People that you meet in the countryside are friendly


7 You are a long way from Pizza Hut or McDonalds – not a bad thing, you might say?


8 Hares frolicking in the nearby field are fun to watch

9 The skies seem huge


10 I never ever want to live in a town again